What I Did Last Night in 5 Minutes or Less

I have an idea. Rather than get all bogged down in political and social and cultural commentary and such- i really don't have time to be brilliant about all that shit every day-- I've got a new bag- "What I Did Last Night in 5 Minutes or Less." I am just going to to start typing and then stop typing five minutes later. It's my experiment in self discipline and time management. It will probably be boring as shit but we'll see how it goes, shall we?

So, I'm starting my timer, and here goes...

Last night i went to pete and camille's house and drank beer and ate delicious wonderful pork. And mashed potatoes (which contained my homegrown chives) and a lovely chilled green been and grape tomato salad, (which contained my homegrown, homemade - with love - pesto). Watched a bunch of Flight of the Conchords. How funny is that shit?!? Oh crap, my 5 minutes is just about up.

Yeah, this is pretty boring. Although, interestingly, when I write under a tight timeframe, I use the word shit a lot.